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sn26567 wrote: 13 Dec 2020, 18:01 Puurs International Airport?

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Brussels North ?

:mrgreen:

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sn26567 wrote: 13 Dec 2020, 18:01 Puurs International Airport?
Brussels Puurs South Airport!

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An Aeromexico 787 requested a sightseeing over Amsterdam at FL40:

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Passenger wrote: 19 Jan 2021, 14:51 An Aeromexico 787 requested a sightseeing over Amsterdam at FL40:
Violation of forum rules... in Flemish...

"Ne nee hat 'm, ne ja kon 'm krijgen..."

Translated in English: He had a no, he went for a yes."

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Stij wrote: 19 Jan 2021, 15:19
Passenger wrote: 19 Jan 2021, 14:51 An Aeromexico 787 requested a sightseeing over Amsterdam at FL40:
Violation of forum rules... in Flemish...

"Ne nee hat 'm, ne ja kon 'm krijgen..."

Translated in English: He had a no, he went for a yes."
Take off was at 22h40 local time, Sunday evening.
Sightseeing would have probably been limited to the red light district.
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/flig ... 6#2698f91c

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Ryanair adapts its fleet to the new travel conditions. New destinations from Charleroi: Koksijde, Ostend, Namur, Spa, Saint-Hubert.
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Travelers gobble down 30 kilograms of oranges to save on luggage fees.
...Chinese netizens marveled at the appetites of four travelers who ate 30 kilograms of oranges in under 30 minutes at an airport in Kunming, Southwest China's Yunnan Province, as the 300 yuan ($46.38) luggage fee for the fruit was simply more than they could afford... After completing the feat, however, they started to suffer from ulcers in their mouths..."We never want to have any oranges again," they said...
https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202101/1213410.shtml

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Cat eats cockpit.

Not possible?? See:
http://avherald.com/h?article=4e2ae1fa&opt=0

(I know El Al's financial director won't regard this as a Monday morning smile).

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Passenger wrote: 08 Feb 2021, 12:03 Cat eats cockpit.

Not possible?? See:
http://avherald.com/h?article=4e2ae1fa&opt=0

A (wild)cat strike of sort. ;)

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Even the landing of an albatross can go wrong:

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Passenger wrote: 12 Mar 2021, 20:00 Even the landing of an albatross can go wrong:
"He should have made a go-around" :lol:
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Most expensive surcharge for leg room ever (*):

Qantas charges 987,999,999.00 AUD to Aussie passenger Dave O’Neil :
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-u ... b9e6e2c9e7

(*) even Ryanair won't beat this

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Bird strike !

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Air India 777 returns after a stowaway was discovered.

Caught on camera:

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I know, it's also an expensive issue for the airline and a very unpleasant delay for the passengers.
http://avherald.com/h?article=4e814898&opt=0

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Runaway delivery truck:

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Rumours are that the worlds' best paid soccer player Lionel Messi will switch FC Barcelona for PSG.

Hence this tweet from Transavia France:

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Bacon sandwich: € 5,5

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Where is the lettuce and the mayo ? 😂🤣

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World record, or only national record Ukrain?

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Onboard catering with KLM is going to change: no longer "chicken, beef or pasta?", but "pasta, pesto or quinoa?"
Reason: KLM says veggie is more sunstainable then meat.

https://www.telegraaf.nl/financieel/113 ... gtuigmenu

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